Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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