he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The power of my boobs compel you
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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