Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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