So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
