HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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