idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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