My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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