yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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