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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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