I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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