I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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