everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
how does that bad decision feel?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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