"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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