What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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