In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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