Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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