My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
how drunk are you?
Several
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