So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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