ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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