3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I enjoy the company of your penis
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