Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
