Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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