Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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