I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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