Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I'm passing your future prison.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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