R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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