My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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