Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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