Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
