I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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