plz talk dirty to me
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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