Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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