he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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