oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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