Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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