Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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