is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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