doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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