Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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