We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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