She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I have tasted many bathrooms
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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