We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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