Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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