Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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