Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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