i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
