Non-Jews are for practice
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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