im drinking this country out of the recession.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You almost got us killed.
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