I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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