i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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