Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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