big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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