i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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